My Family - Such As They Are

A lot of times we're guilty by association.

I remember years ago when I was 17 I worked at K-Mart.  One time my mother came in the store and she was wearing two different high healed shoes.  My boss looked at my mother, looked back at me and said "that explains a lot."

 

My father told me a story another time about how my mother walked out to her car early in the morning, in the pouring rain to get her umbrella, which was in the back seat of the car, so that 15 minutes later when she had to leave for work she wouldn’t have to walk out to her car in the pouring rain without her umbrella. 

I wish I were making that up.