Friday, December 28, 2012

Now I Know My ABC's


Have people in general lost their collective minds when it comes to sound parenting skills?  Because, as a society, they are raising over-indulged, ego-maniacal, know-it-all twits. 

My husband told me that on his way home from work one night he saw, hanging in front of a house, a 4’ by 8’ banner emblazoned with the phrase  “CONGRATULATIONS ON GRADUATING FROM PRE-K.” 

Now a few things come to mind here, not the least of which is: can a Pre-K kid even read that?  And secondly, what’s the requirement for graduating from Pre-K:  Competitive Pooping?  Vomiting for Distance?

Be afraid.  Be very afraid.


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