I found out years ago that I am a bit of a medical anomaly in that, while most women have only one, I have been blessed with two internal female body parts; the name of which shall forever remain a secret.
During a recent doctor’s visit, I was discussing my “dual parts” with my gynecologist, who always seemed fascinated by the whole thing. He regaled me with stories about how I should be in some sort of medical text book. Then, in his meager attempt at humor, asked me if I also had two rectums. Wasn’t that hilarious? I mean, what with me in those hysterical stirrups and all.
Trying to keep up with him, I explained that, well, yes, I did have two rectums, and that, while one was on my backside, the other was probably still at work. But he could call him if he’d like.
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