Here’s why dogs are better than kids: I don’t have to pay for their college. I don’t have to worry about them drinking and driving or what creep they’re dating. And I know where they are at 10 pm - on my bed.
Having dogs also makes me the easiest person in the world to buy a gift for. If there’s something out there with a greyhound’s face slapped on it, you can buy it for me and I’m happy.
My daughter took a picture of my 5 big dogs and had it made into a tee shirt for me. If I get any more dogs I’m gonna need implants.
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