Let me give you a piece of advice. If you’re going to have kids, which I don’t advise, you should at least make sure you have one like mine.
As a baby, she slept through the night one week after being brought home from the hospital; she never cried or was colicky and took two-hour naps twice a day.
I knew that I was just being sucked in and that if I dared to have another kid I would have the child from hell so I stopped there.
As an adult, my daughter would give you the shirt off her back, even when not working at a strip club. She’s thoughtful, generous to the point of being excessive and considerate.
Surely they must be able to test for that now.
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