Have you looked in the oral hygiene aisle in the supermarket lately? Choosing a husband is easier than picking toothpaste. It’s amazing. The choices are endless:
Iso-active whitening
Antibacterial dry mouth
Enamel Strength
Enamel Shield – Protection Against Acid Attack
Pro Health – Night
Essential Care
Multi Benefit
Multicare Whitening
Total Whitening Gel
Total Whitening Paste
Age Defying
Fluoride and Liquid Calcium
Whitening Booster
Training Toothpaste
Baking Soda and Peroxide
Baking Soda and Peroxide Whitening – Oxygen Bubbles – In two great flavors
Advanced Fresh
Advanced Whitening
Gentle Whitening
Extra Whitening
Tartar Control plus Whitening
Tartar Protection Whitening
Fresh Impact
Full Protection and Whitening
Triple Protection - Healthy Gums-Strong Teeth-Fresh Breath
2x Whitening
Whitening Plus Scope – Three great flavors
Sparkling White – Two great flavors
Luminous Enamel Strengthening – Two great flavors
Mint Strip Gel
Clean Mint Paste
Max White Mini Bright Strips
Max Fresh with Mini Breath Strips
Whitening Expressions – Six great flavors
Brilliant Sparkle
I don’t know about you but I think there’s something wrong with a society that has more choices of toothpaste than the South has teeth.
There were more but I was getting a lot of dirty looks because I was blocking up the aisle writing down the names of toothpaste.
If the old Seinfeld cast gets together to do a reunion movie I have the perfect topic.
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